Community Choice 2025

FOR OUR CLIENTS ONLY
The most anticipated party of the year (according to us - because we’re the ones who uploaded it into the system).

In this world, everything is simple:

1. You fill out a Google form - that’s your login to the system.
2. We send you green coffee - the same starting matrix for everyone.
3. You roast it and send it back to us by December 19th, uploading your unique “roast profile” back into the network.

On December 26th, we meet at the location of our partners @optima.klassic.ua for a blind cupping - the moment when not a name, but a pure “flavor signal” in the matrix wins.
Whoever’s profile shines the brightest will receive the Community Choice 2025 trophy, 1000 $, and a brief flicker in the community system - the very thing we call recognition.

This will be a New Year event where reality and fun blend so smoothly it feels like you just updated your world to the holiday version.

No one will leave hungry, giftless, or stuck choosing between the blue and the red pill.
We’re offering our own pill - the coffee one.

This community needs a choice
Coffeeton

P.S. If the text didn’t make sense - you urgently need to rewatch The Matrix.

Send roasted coffee here:
P.O. Box 40721, Kyiv, Ogarkova Olena, 0951778700
LTD Coffeeton, 37120506

Data for poisoning for those who took 10-12 kg of coffee:
Department No. 9, Kyiv, Myronets Viktor, 0632498587
LTD Coffeeton, 37120506

All returned coffee will be packed into drip bags and delivered to the military - so the competition also includes a charitable element that you automatically become part of.